So you know how sometimes over the phone you have to spell out your name or email address? And how normal people are like “Yes, it’s Karen. That’s K as in king, A as in animal, R as in Robert…” You get it.
I am COMPLETELY unable to do this. For me, this is what happens:
“It’s Sarah. That’s S as in snuffleupagus, A as in a, R as in racist, A as in a again… or just as in again, and H as in heir… oh, not air, um, as herb… wait… son of a … why are there no H sounding words?”
With the mere spelling of a straightforward name I’m able to make people feel completely confused and a little offended. It’s a real gift.
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pinkseersucker said:
I once said S, U, Z as in Xylophone. That was a proud moment.
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waffles93 said:
I am the exact same way and I have to do this every day at work
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meredithbklyn said:
i once said B as in Boob to a chinese delivery man. luckily he probs didnt know?
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jumpingfeetfirst said:
R as in Racist… HAHA
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I just fell out of my bed laughing while reading this out loud to Lu. Also I’m a teensy (read: VERY) hungover which...
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