It’s Like He Knows Me

Homeless man on my lunch break today: Ma’am, do you have some money you could give me? I’m so hungry.

Me: I’m about to go into this sandwich shop. Want to come with and I’ll buy you something?

Man: No m’am. I only want Five Guys.

Me: Only Five Guys? I mean, I really don’t have time to walk all the way to Five Guys right now.

Man: I need a cheeseburger. With bacon.

Me: I get that.

Man: I thought you might.

  1. sodamn-lucky said: Quite picky for a homeless man. Lol
  2. inmyopinion posted this
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