It’s Like He Knows Me
Homeless man on my lunch break today: Ma’am, do you have some money you could give me? I’m so hungry.
Me: I’m about to go into this sandwich shop. Want to come with and I’ll buy you something?
Man: No m’am. I only want Five Guys.
Me: Only Five Guys? I mean, I really don’t have time to walk all the way to Five Guys right now.
Man: I need a cheeseburger. With bacon.
Me: I get that.
Man: I thought you might.
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sodamn-lucky said:
Quite picky for a homeless man. Lol
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